February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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But you already know.
I want to tell you how I feel, and I want you to feel it, too.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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I want you on my fingers..
Holy crap. It looks simple-ish. Or at least do-able (he he). But holy crap that’s how they get you.  I don’t think I’m brave enough. 
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
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